VISHAL KA GYAAN

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God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to
change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
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Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
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Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back.
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Getting into trouble is easy.
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Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
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From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
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From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
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FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY:
Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.
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FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY:
Never goose a wolverine.
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Force has no place where there is need of skill.
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For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
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For good, return good.
For evil, return justice.
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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
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Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.
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Faith is under the left nipple.
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Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
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Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
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Facts are the enemy of truth.
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